shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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