I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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