Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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