So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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