I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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