did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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