"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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