Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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