It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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