My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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