I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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