Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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