used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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