their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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