I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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