shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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