I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
