whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
