I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
