Sry I called you an 8
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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