try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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