i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
