She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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