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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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