i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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