After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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