so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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