Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Bring me that man meat
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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