Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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