There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
