i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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