oh god the rape fog is back!
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
