dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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