But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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