I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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