Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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