He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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