Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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