Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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