we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am naked and annoyed.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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