just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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