Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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