i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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