Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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