Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
bring money and cleavage
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i would one night stand the shit outta him
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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