3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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