I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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