So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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