I cockslap morals
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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