clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Drunk is not a location!
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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