Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So squirting runs in the family.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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